Commander Treasure

treasurefamting, otherwise known as Commander Treasure or simply Treasure, is one of the most important figures in SAHU history and is the current co-ruler of SAHU, alongside Oskipl37. He is known for officially beginning the Horny Wars, taking over SAHU in the Grosscat Coup and forming the Fourth Cabinet.

Disclaimer: Some information may not match up with retellings of other SAHU members, as this is self-written by Treasure himself, meaning it may be biased.

History
Treasure began his SAHU career as a propaganda maker, under the alias of Priv. Treasure. He was recognised by the higher ranks for his skill in creating propaganda and was seen to be dedicated to his cause. Eventually he opted to join the navy and became a critical figure there, developing new technologies and befriending Toto, a well-respected minister of the unit at the time. After the navy commander Cheems was deposed from the position for accusations he was horny, Priv. Treasure was promoted, gaining popularity and respect along the way. He has kept the position ever since.

The now-named Col.Treasure was present at Toto's trial, and whilst he did not particularly contribute to the court, his debate during the trial with Toto is what sparked his rivalry with Toto and a trend of him participating with political debates against the HLA.

Treasure had begun to befriend a general called General Swag, who had become an essential figure in all SAHU strategic plans. During this time, General Swag was framed for being horny and was wrongfully sentenced to horny jail by Exyy without trial. Finding this extremely unfair, he started forming plans with Swag to take over SAHU in a coup and topple the First Cabinet. However, his plot was brought to light and Treasure nearly faced a sentence in horny jail until confirming his reason to take over SAHU to Oskipl, explaining that he simply found Exyy's rule to be oppressive. Shortly after Swag was freed and the Second Cabinet was formed, eliminating all need for Treasure to coup.

From this point on Treasure was seen as a symbol of boldness and aspiration, recognised as the most active person during the Phony Period of the Horny Wars, always adding new topics to discussion and forging new ideas and development. He had fairly democratic although radical beliefs about SAHU and its members, ideals and enemies. He would frequently engage in minor skirmishes and battles with Toto all over the Trinity State Island, and through this he built up more of a profile among SAHU as a leader.

Towards the later end of the The Dark Ages of SAHU he earned the rank of Chairman and began to finally officialise the plans to take over Berlin, which had previously been unorganised and not ready for battle. Not wanting to engage in full-out war against the now somewhat-powerful HLA, he agreed to sign the Treaty of Berlin, which let SAHU take over Europe with little interference. Unfortunately for Treasure and his army, the HLA had not retreated out of Berlin by this time and were forced to fire on Treasure's forces, resulting in the Battle of Berlin, which turned out to be a SAHU victory, although leaving many casualties from both sides.

However, things were about to change.

Seeing as the first major battle of the war had occurred and SAHU's co-leader, Exyy, had barely even paid any attention to it, Treasure began to reconsider a coup, specifically to take out Exyy and keep oskipl37 in charge of the entire organisation. Exyy had begun to grow severely unpopular as he was not paying much attention to SAHU whilst reaping its benefits, almost never showed up to decisive meetings or contributed and trusted his own ideals instead of paying attention to other people's ideas. Protests were organised and tensions were rising until a SAHU chairman by the name of ibn4 returned from an extensive holiday and began to act in ways that were against Treasure's ideals. Treasure immediately arrested ibn4 for being irresponsible but was forced to let him free by pressure from Exyy. Tensions had reached their all-time highest until Treasure finally decided to initiate his plans and begin the Grosscat Coup, beginning the SAHU civil war